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kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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foodishouldnoteat:

oreo cheesecake cookies 
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ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

JESUS FUCK IM GOING TO CRY

ask-gallows-callibrator:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

JESUS FUCK IM GOING TO CRY

(Source: theothermayor, via asparagusexplosion)

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